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Archive for the ‘Original Art’ Category

Dickhead In Disguise

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

Dickhead in disguise. Sometimes the dickheads would wear disguises. They rarely fooled anyone.

The Dark Alley - I Am Perplexed

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

This one is entitled "The Dark Alley - I Am Perplexed" The dark alley is home to a multitude of perplexing beings.

Cat Wants To Go Outside

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

I call this work "Cat Wants To Go Outside." When Fagan the Cat wants to go outside, he focuses all of his being on that single thought.

Angry Pix Max

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Angry Pig Max Max could get pissed about anything. You should have seen him when he learned about sausage.

Danger In These Waters

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Beware. Peril awaits in these waters. Swim at your own risk.

Chip The Recidivist

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Chip the Recidivist. [caption id="attachment_131" align="alignnone" width="370" caption="Chip the Recidivist"][/caption] When I met Chip he had just been released from prison for being a recidivist. When I told him I didn't know what that meant, he replied "a chronic fuckup." Chip calmed down a lot after that.

My Friend Chen

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

This painting is entitled "My Friend Chen." [caption id="attachment_128" align="alignnone" width="370" caption="My Friend Chen"][/caption] Chen was a baker in the old country. He said he always wanted to help people and he ended up helping me quite a bit. In the kitchen.

Frederick The Effeminate Chimpanzee

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Painting of Frederick the Effeminate Chimpanzee. Frederick was persecuted by the other chimps because of his dandy dress and aristocratic tendencies.

Sid The Shark Attacks

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

Painting of Sid the Shark in mid-attack. You do not want to be around when Sid the Shark is on a feeding frenzy.

Spontaneous Genius - A Self Portrait

Saturday, March 14th, 2009

I call this one Spontaneous Genius - A Self Portrait. Spontaneous genius strikes when you least expect where and who you least expect.