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Flammable Tap Water

March 28, 2009 – 7:47 am

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Imagine the surprise for this Colorado couple when they noticed their tap water was flammable? When the water is lit, it lights up like a candle.

Not very useful in the event of a house fire.

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60 Foot Dick On Roof

March 24, 2009 – 2:17 pm

An enterprising youth painted a 60 foot dick on the roof of his parent’s home in England.

No one seemed to offer any plausible reasons for why the giant penis was drawn, but it brought worldwide attention. The family says the boy will need to remove his giant dick when he returns from his travels.

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Dickhead In Disguise

March 17, 2009 – 5:19 pm

Dickhead in disguise.

dickhead in disguise

Sometimes the dickheads would wear disguises. They rarely fooled anyone.

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The Dark Alley - I Am Perplexed

March 17, 2009 – 5:03 pm

This one is entitled “The Dark Alley - I Am Perplexed”

i am perplexed

The dark alley is home to a multitude of perplexing beings.

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Cat Wants To Go Outside

March 15, 2009 – 10:19 am

I call this work “Cat Wants To Go Outside.”

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When Fagan the Cat wants to go outside, he focuses all of his being on that single thought.

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Angry Pix Max

March 15, 2009 – 9:46 am

Angry Pig Max

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Max could get pissed about anything. You should have seen him when he learned about sausage.

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Danger In These Waters

March 15, 2009 – 9:11 am

Beware. Peril awaits in these waters.

danger shark

Swim at your own risk.

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Chip The Recidivist

March 15, 2009 – 8:56 am

Chip the Recidivist.

<i>Chip the Recidivist</i>

When I met Chip he had just been released from prison for being a recidivist. When I told him I didn’t know what that meant, he replied “a chronic fuckup.” Chip calmed down a lot after that.

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My Friend Chen

March 15, 2009 – 8:42 am

This painting is entitled “My Friend Chen.”

<i>My Friend Chen</i>

Chen was a baker in the old country. He said he always wanted to help people and he ended up helping me quite a bit. In the kitchen.

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Frederick The Effeminate Chimpanzee

March 14, 2009 – 6:55 pm

Painting of Frederick the Effeminate Chimpanzee.

frederick the effeminate chimpanzee

Frederick was persecuted by the other chimps because of his dandy dress and aristocratic tendencies.

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